Afghani Diplomat

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An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department.

The diplomat was not used to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies, etc.) and was constantly sending his servant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.

Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty handed.

The diplomat said, "Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?"
Abdul said, "A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," said Abdul, " But a man is sitting on the well!" ....................

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