Did You Hear?

This is a page of jokes, we like jokes because they make us laugh. Jokes are funny and we like funny things and funny people. So let's stop joking around and get to the jokes...

1. Did you hear about how all of the toilets were stolen out of the police station? …….

The detectives have nothing to go on.

2. Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods? ........

3. Did you hear about the flasher who thought about retiring?

He decided to stick it out for another year.

4. Did you hear the one about the sidewalk?...... It's all over town. .................

5. Did you hear about Osama Bin Ladin's colonoscopy test? The doctors found his head ...................