Drunken Fools - Ha Ha!

1 A drunken pirate guy had a hook hand and only one eye.

I asked him how it happened. He said well a shark got my hand, and I had this hook put in.

Next day a seagull pooped in my eye.

I said, "So that is how you lost your eye?"

He said, "No, but it was my first day with the hook." .................

2 A drunk at a bar looks up to see a very snobby lady with a French poodle.

The drunk says, "Where did you get that pig?."

The lady with a look of surprise snaps back, "I'll have you know that it’s a French Poodle."

The drunk looks at her and says, "I was talking to the French Poodle."

The Author - Roger Chartier