Drunken Fools 1

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1 A drunken pirate guy had a hook hand and only one eye.

I asked him how it happened. He said well A shark got my hand,

and I had this hook put in.

Next day a seagull pooped in my eye.

I said so that is how you lost your eye?

He said no, but it was my first day with the hook. .................

2 A drunk at a bar looks up to see a very snobby lady with a French poodle.

The drunk says, "Where did you get that pig?."

The lady with a look of surprise snaps back,

"I'll have you know that it’s a French Poodle."

The drunk looks at her and says, "I was talking to the French Poodle."

3 The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked

and walked home.

As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.

"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer.

"I'm going to a lecture." The man said.

"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.

"My wife," said the man then he made pee in his pants.............