Once upon a time someone had to come up with the first joke.
I wonder how that happened.
It could have been a hundred thousand years ago for all we know.
Some folks like to waste time, I like to read the jokes for a laugh, even though I wrote them here on this page they are still funny.
1. Someone stole my neighbors car and he heard them taking off.
I asked him did you see their face?
He said no, but it’s OK because I got their license plate number.
2. My neighbors wife broke the faucet on the bathtub last month apparently it’s ok he hasn’t noticed yet...................
His wife is clean minded …she sits around thinking about taking a bath
4. My neighbor is so lazy he puts coffee grounds in his mustache and drinks hot water.