Funny Neighbors

1. Someone stole my neighbors car and he heard them taking off.

I asked him did you see their face? He said no, but it’s OK because I got their license plate number.

2. My neighbors wife broke the faucet on the bathtub last month apparently it’s ok he hasn’t noticed yet...................

3. His wife is clean minded - she sits around thinking about taking a bath

4. My neighbor is so lazy he puts coffee grounds in his mustache and drinks hot water.

The Author - Roger Chartier