Funny Neighbors Jokes

This is a page of jokes, we like jokes because they make us laugh. Jokes are funny and we like funny things and funny people. So let's stop joking around and get to the jokes...

1. Someone stole my neighbors car and he heard the m taking off.

I asked him did you see their face? He said no but it’s OK because

I got their license number

2. My neighbors wife broke the faucet on the bathtub last month

apparently it’s ok he hasn’t noticed yet...................

3. His wife is clean minded …she sits around thinking about taking a bath

4. My neighbor is so lazy he puts coffee grounds in his mustache and drinks hot water

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