Jokes From Harry 1

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Harry was bragging about his new hearing aid.

He said, "It's so small you can hardly see it in my ear, it didn't cost much, and it has done wonders for my hearing."

I said “That’s great! What kind is it?" Harry looked at his watch and said, "It's 10:30." ............

Harry told me “There are three kinds of people in this world.

Those who know their math and those who don’t”.............

Harry was telling me that he plans to take his wife to Hawaii for their 49th wedding anniversary.

I said "That's really great," Now, your 50th anniversary will be is next year...

How are you going to top that?

Harry said “Very simple.. I'm going back and get her”.