The best way to achieve inner peace is FINISH things you have started.
So, today I finished two large bags of potato chips, a lemon cream pie,
a fifth of Amaretto, a small box of Godiva chocolate candy, and slapped
the living shit out of someone I have never liked.
I feel better already! Please pass this along to a friend who is in need of inner peace.
My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.
So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.
Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom
and came out with my toothbrush.
He held it up and said with a charming little smile,
"We better throw this one out too then,
'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago." ...................