Inner Peace And My Son Zachary

The best way to achieve inner peace is FINISH things you have started.

So, today I finished two large bags of potato chips, a lemon cream pie,

a fifth of Amaretto, a small box of Godiva chocolate candy, and slapped

the living shit out of someone I have never liked.

I feel better already! Please pass this along to a friend who is in need of inner peace.

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd

dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.

So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.

Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom

and came out with my toothbrush.

He held it up and said with a charming little smile,

"We better throw this one out too then,

'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago." ...................

The Author - Roger Chartier