More About My Neighbor

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1 My neighbor was standing next to his car and was trying to use a coat hanger

to get the driver's side door unlocked.

His wife said, "Hurry up it's starting to rain, and we left the top down!" .......................


2 My neighbor told his wife that from now on she would have to cook

every meal and clean the house spotlessly and wash his car.

On the first day he saw nothing, On the second day he saw nothing

but on the third day he could see a little out of his left eye. .................


3 Last summer I asked my neighbor why he didn’t drink Kool Aid.

He said he couldn’t figure out how to get 2 quarts of water into the tiny package............

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