Neighborhood Jokes

This is a page of jokes, we like jokes because they make us laugh. Jokes are funny and we like funny things and funny people. So let's stop joking around and get to the jokes...

1. My neighbor's father was killed by lightning recently I went to the wake

when I was there I noticed that the deceased had a big smile on his face….

I asked my neighbor why his father had such a smile he said that

when his father was struck by lightning he though they were taking his picture.

2. My neighbors horse went into the bar and sat down right in front of the bartender.

The old bartender looked at him and said “So pal why the long face.” ...................

3. My neighbor’s wife made a really good cake , She promised to make one twice as good .

I asked how? She said “ I’ll Double the ingredients” ..............