1. My neighbor's father was killed by lightning recently I went to the wake.
When I was there, I noticed that the deceased had a big smile on his face….
I asked my neighbor "Why does your father have such a smile?"
My neighbor said that when his father was struck by lightning he though they were taking his picture.
2. My neighbors horse went into the bar and sat down right in front of the bartender.
The old bartender looked at him and said “So pal why the long face.” ...................
3. My neighbor’s wife made a really good cake. She promised to make one twice as good.
I asked how? She said, “I’ll Double the ingredients” ..............