Jokes On The Road 1

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A saleswoman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when she sees a Navaho woman hitchhiking.  

Since the trip had been long and quiet, she stops the car and the Navaho woman gets in.

After a bit of small talk, the Navaho woman notices a  brown bag on the front seat.

"What's in the bag?", she asks.

"It's a bottle of  wine. I got it for my husband", says the saleswoman.

The Navaho woman is silent  for a while and then says, "Good trade.".................

My neighbor was looking ot buy a car and he asked me if he could buy my old 1979 volkswagon for $20,000… I said Jee… I don’t want to take advantage of you let me throw in a spare tire.......................

When I go I want to die like my old grandpa – peacefully and in his sleep, not like the screaming passengers in his car....................