1. A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted
to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, jack asses,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep,"
the wife replied, "in-laws."
2. My neighbor was bitten by a rabid dog.
I went to see him and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper.
I told him rabies could be cured, and he didn't have to worry about a Will.
He said, "Will? What Will?
I'm making a list of the people I want to bite."
3.Store Closing Notice: All K-Mart and Walmart Stores will be closed in Afghanistan.
They will be replaced with Targets.
4. I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass. ...................