Jokes - Four More Funny Ones

1. A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted

to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, jack asses,

and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep,"

the wife replied, "in-laws."

2. My neighbor was bitten by a rabid dog.

I went to see him and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper.

I told him rabies could be cured, and he didn't have to worry about a Will.

He said, "Will? What Will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite." .................

3.Store Closing Notice: All K-Mart and Walmart Stores will be closed in Afghanistan.

They will be replaced with Targets.

4. I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass. ...................

The Author - Roger Chartier