Four More Jokes
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This is a page of jokes, we like jokes because they make us laugh. Jokes are funny and we like funny things and funny people. So let's stop joking around and get to the jokes...
1. A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted
to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, jack asses,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep,"
the wife replied, "in-laws."
2. My neighbor was bitten by a rabid dog.
I went to see him and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper.
I told him rabies could be cured, and he didn't have to worry about a Will.
He said, "Will? What Will?
I'm making a list of the people I want to bite."
3.Store Closing Notice: All K-Mart and Walmart Stores will be closed in Afghanistan.
They will be replaced with Targets.
4. I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass. ...................