Pet Store Joke

1 Guy walks into a pet store. As he walks by a pen, he sees a sign that says:

“Talking Dog: $500.” So he asks the owner, “Does this dog really talk?”

Owner says “Go ahead, ask him.” Guy says to the dog “OK, tell me about yourself.”

Dog says, “Well, I was trained to be a seeing eye dog and a guard dog,

I worked for Ray Charles and Jose Feliciano and Stevie Wonder and now

I am retired and enjoying life.”

The guy is dumbfounded. He says to the shop owner,

“Oh my God, that’s amazing. I’ll take him. Why in the world is he only $500?”

"Because he's a liar." .................

The Author - Roger Chartier